First meeting of the Flatwater Francophile Fraternity

[wingshooter]

The meeting will get underway with election of officers, and be formally opened with an induction ceremony for our newest member, Milton Moore. A two inch thick gymnasium tumbling mat has been procured, and white flags will be provided. Please make sure this time that your guns are unloaded when you throw them down.

Larry Brown will be presenting a short monologue on the superiority of French language and culture, and has produced a wallet size laminated quick reference guide to French and Belgian proof marks.

Lunch will be catered by Le Madeleine's new establishment in Syracuse, and we will close our gathering with a robust rendition of La Marseillaise, led, as tradition dictates, by our founder Mssr. Rockie Gilley, and our newest member, Mssr. Moore.

Vive la France

M. McDaniel

[M&M]

I had no idea what was included. All I did was trade for a shotgun.

[kgb]

Some guns come with a case. Others come with baggage.

Rockie set you up, didn't he?

[sd/mt pga pro]

First meeting of a Francophile fraternity? Homeland Security wants to know.

OH wait. Silly me. O doesn't send anyone to a French gathering.